:Thought you might enjoy the following:
>>THE FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL INSTRUCTIONS FOUND ON THE NAMED ITEMS:>
>ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS;>- - Do not use while sleeping.>>
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
>- - You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.>
>ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP,>- - Directions: Use like regular soap.>
>ON A FROZEN DINNER:>- - Serving suggestion: Defrost.>
>ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: - Fits one head.>
>ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT
>- - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)>
>ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING>- - Product will be hot after heating>
>ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body>
>ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE>- - Do not drive car or operate machinery>
>ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)>- - Warning: may cause drowsiness>
>ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE>- - Warning keep out of children>
>ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
>- - For indoor or outdoor use only.>>
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR
>- - Not to be used for the other use>>
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS
>- - Warning: contains nuts>>
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS
>- - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.>>
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW
>- - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands>
>ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS
>- - Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?>>
LOL
Happy Holidays or Bah Humbug as the case may be! JohnC
